Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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