is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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