Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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