What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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