we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Randomize
