I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Randomize
