for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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