Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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