He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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