I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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