these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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