Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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