bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
