Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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