Pappa wants mamma naked
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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