Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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