we're blogging at a bar
Ketchup is God's man juice
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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