so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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