i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
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