If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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