It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Enjoy the penises
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Randomize
