Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
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