I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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