i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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