I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
