if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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