Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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