I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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