is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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