Why are handjobs necessary in class?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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