elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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