You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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