Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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