True but thats because hes a fetus.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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