You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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