Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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