So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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