Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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