ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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