Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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