remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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