I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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