its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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