I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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