just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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