I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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