I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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