i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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