Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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