She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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